Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I totally did not take 2 personal days off last week to recoup from the 4 days off I had the week before! That would have been irresponsible and unthinkable, especially in this economy!! Luckily, I have the best boss EVER and she understands the need for personal days. But, ya know, that is irrelevant since this so did not happen!

I so did not lock my little sister up in mine & McDreamy's bedroom for 2 days & nights (so far) because she is nauseous and feverish. And since this did not happen, McDreamy and I did not sleep on the floor. And there is no way I made him sleep on the floor with me, even though the nice, comfy couch was available, because I wanted to snuggle. That would be crazy!! And, if we had slept on the floor the first night, there is no way McDreamy told me the second night that he was leaving me to sleep on the floor by myself while he enjoyed the nice, comfy couch! No way, he loves snuggling WAY too much for that!

So, yeah, while I totally did not have my sister quarantined, there is absolutely no way I was frantically looking up symptoms and signs of Swine Flu. That would be crazy, right? There is also no way I am still convinced, just a little, that she still may have it even though she seems to be getting better!

I soooo did not have a small taste of MLBG (my life before Goose) while indulging in a Lifetime movie on Sunday morning while Goose napped. I use Goose's naps wisely and complete the many things on my to-do list before indulging in such luxuries!

Last, but not least, I totally did not enjoy two back-to-back dinners of french fries and popcorn! I always eat complete, wholesome meals just like I make Goose.

My mid-section is soooo thanking me right now! ;)

What did you not do last week??